Dick Quote #1226
Quote from Dick in The Fifth Solomon
Tommy: So you sold the Rambler.
Dick: Yeah. And the funniest thing happened. When I was leaving, I said good-bye to it like it was a person, like it would actually answer back.
Sally: You talked to the car?
Dick: I- I know it makes no sense. I mean i-it's only a car. It can't think. It can't feel.
Sally: Ha! Dick, it's like you actually miss that broken-down pile of junk.
Dick: I do.
Sally: Good. 'Cause I do, too.
Tommy: I miss the hell out of it, too!
Harry: Me, too.
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‘The Fifth Solomon’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Don: I'm here on official police business. I was going over your accident report, and I noticed you didn't fill out your insurance info.
Dick: Oh, that's because I don't have any insurance.
Don: But, Dick, that's just plain crazy! You have to have insurance.
Dick: Why? It's just a bet against myself. The only way I can win my money back is by getting horribly injured.
Don: You know, Dick, you have a good point. I don't even know why I'm here. Oh, wait, I know why I'm here because it's the law!
Dick: No, it's not.
Don: Yes, it is.
Dick: No, it's not.
Don: Yes, it is.
Dick: Well, I subscribe to nature's law. The industrious beaver doesn't insure his dam, does he? No! He rolls the dice and if a flood should strike, he smiles his toothed grin, slaps his tail upon the water, and flies away!
Don: I'm just gonna put down State Farm.
Quote from Harry
Sally: Man, you guys remember when we first saw this thing? We laughed so hard. What a primitive form of transportation.
Tommy: It's so loud.
Dick: So uncomfortable.
Harry: And slow.
Tommy: I mean, moving parts? Come on!
Dick: But then the first time we took a drive, wow. The wind in our hair.
Sally: The rain in our hair.
Tommy: The snow in our hair.
Harry: And then we learned about the top.
Quote from Dick
Dick: So, what do you think?
Mary: About what?
Dick: My rental car. Isn't it great?
Nina: Not really.
Dick: Not really? Nina, just watch what this baby can do. [starts car]
Nina: What?
Dick: It started right up. And listen to this. It's called FM radio. There's jazz, or rock or my personal favorite, Latin salsa. [salsa music plays]
Mary: All cars have that.
Dick: Well, not the Rambler. If I'd known what an antiquated piece of crap that car was, I would've crashed it years ago. Oh, and, uh, speaking of crap... I just noticed a little something on my windshield. Gee, I wish there was some way I could get rid of that. Wait a second, what's this? Will you look at that? Blue juice at the touch of a button. Now, tell me that's not damn cool.