Dick Quote #1158
Quote from Dick in Near Dick Experience
Mary: Is your harness secure?
Dick: Not especially. And that's the way I like it. One of the thrills of climbing is never knowing when your gear is going to crap out.
Mary: Dick, the other group is over there. Why are we going this way?
Dick: No, we're leaving the pack behind. Cat's Eye peak awaits.
Mary: You know, the whole point of these faculty outings is not really an intense climb, more like a brisk walk followed by a nice, long happy hour. This could be dangerous.
Dick: Yes, but, Mary, I have to perch on the teeth of death in order to stare down onto the tonsils of enlightenment.
Mary: [chuckles] What, do you have some kind of death wish?
Dick: Actually, it's more of a near-death wish, but if we rule out death, I really think it undercuts the experience, you know.
Mary: Oh, my God. I'm climbing a mountain tied to a suicidal maniac! Help me! Help me!
Dick: Mary! Mary! Please, Mary! Help me! Help me! [covers Mary's mouth] Remember what Judith said. Any loud noise can cause an avalanche. [yodels]
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‘Near Dick Experience’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Judith: Dick, we still haven't gotten your release form for the staff retreat.
Dick: Oh, that.
Strudwick: We need an accurate head count to get 10% off on parking. You're holding us back, Dick.
Dick: Why should I go? So the sunset can bore me? So a marmot can lick my oblivious face? So I can be so lost in my ennui that I fall off a cliff and- and- and nearly plummet to my... I'm in!
Strudwick: What are you so damn excited about?
Dick: I'm in! I'm going on that camping trip, and I am going to have a near-death experience if it kills me!
Quote from Sally
Sally: Tommy! Tommy, listen, I've been thinking. I have spent my entire time on this planet being mean to people. All I have been doing is spreading fear.
Dick: That's true.
Sally: Yeah. So, I have decided now I'm just gonna help people, people like these poor, miserable souls. Look.
Tommy: That's the cast of Les Mis.
Quote from Judith
Judith: All right, here's a list of the gear you'll need for the staff retreat on Mount Digney.
Mary: Ooh, this'll be fun.
Nina: Are there gonna be snakes out there?
Judith: If you're asking if my lawyer's coming, the answer is no. [laughs]