Harry Quote #504
Quote from Harry in Near Dick Experience
Harry: Well, let's take you, Don. You're a cop. You carry a loaded gun.
Don: Yeah.
Harry: But you're not superbright, now, are you?
Don: No- Wait a minute!
Harry: Not bright, loaded gun... you'll be lucky if you see 30.
Don: Ha. I'm way past that now.
Harry: No, Don! This is not who you are! This is not your life.
Don: It isn't?
Harry: No. What do you know about a place called Bhutan?
Rico: I think they shut 'em down for serving dog.
Harry: No, Rico. It's a kingdom in the Himalayas. They speak Tibetan and value a little thing called self-realization. Would you like to realize yourself, Don?
Don: Well, it sounds good in theory.
Harry: Then go! Go to Bhutan! Follow your destiny!
Rico: I'm going to Bhutan!
Don: Rico! We were supposed to go to Cocoa Beach!
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Near Dick Experience’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Judith: Dick, we still haven't gotten your release form for the staff retreat.
Dick: Oh, that.
Strudwick: We need an accurate head count to get 10% off on parking. You're holding us back, Dick.
Dick: Why should I go? So the sunset can bore me? So a marmot can lick my oblivious face? So I can be so lost in my ennui that I fall off a cliff and- and- and nearly plummet to my... I'm in!
Strudwick: What are you so damn excited about?
Dick: I'm in! I'm going on that camping trip, and I am going to have a near-death experience if it kills me!
Quote from Sally
Sally: Tommy! Tommy, listen, I've been thinking. I have spent my entire time on this planet being mean to people. All I have been doing is spreading fear.
Dick: That's true.
Sally: Yeah. So, I have decided now I'm just gonna help people, people like these poor, miserable souls. Look.
Tommy: That's the cast of Les Mis.
Quote from Judith
Judith: All right, here's a list of the gear you'll need for the staff retreat on Mount Digney.
Mary: Ooh, this'll be fun.
Nina: Are there gonna be snakes out there?
Judith: If you're asking if my lawyer's coming, the answer is no. [laughs]