Tommy Quote #356
Quote from Tommy in Near Dick Experience
Tommy: Yeah, okay, but the point is that every time I see you, it could be the last time. You know, every kiss could be our last kiss.
Alissa: Tommy, did a rat bite you?
Tommy: Alissa Strudwick... will you marry me?
Alissa: Shut up.
Tommy: No. Marry me.
Alissa: No, get up off the floor.
Tommy: Okay, well, if we're gonna get married, you're gonna have to stop bossing me around.
Alissa: Shut up!
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Near Dick Experience’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Judith: Dick, we still haven't gotten your release form for the staff retreat.
Dick: Oh, that.
Strudwick: We need an accurate head count to get 10% off on parking. You're holding us back, Dick.
Dick: Why should I go? So the sunset can bore me? So a marmot can lick my oblivious face? So I can be so lost in my ennui that I fall off a cliff and- and- and nearly plummet to my... I'm in!
Strudwick: What are you so damn excited about?
Dick: I'm in! I'm going on that camping trip, and I am going to have a near-death experience if it kills me!
Quote from Sally
Sally: Tommy! Tommy, listen, I've been thinking. I have spent my entire time on this planet being mean to people. All I have been doing is spreading fear.
Dick: That's true.
Sally: Yeah. So, I have decided now I'm just gonna help people, people like these poor, miserable souls. Look.
Tommy: That's the cast of Les Mis.
Quote from Judith
Judith: All right, here's a list of the gear you'll need for the staff retreat on Mount Digney.
Mary: Ooh, this'll be fun.
Nina: Are there gonna be snakes out there?
Judith: If you're asking if my lawyer's coming, the answer is no. [laughs]