Dick Quote #1101

Quote from Dick in Dick the Mouth Solomon

Dick: And so they served us these balls made entirely of meat. Have you seen these?
Nina: Uh, yeah.
Dick: They're shaped like, say, a tennis ball. Have you seen these?
Nina: Of course I have.
Dick: But you don't play with them, you eat them. You've seen these?
Nina: Many times!
Dick: Well, it sure sounds like you haven't.

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 ‘Dick the Mouth Solomon’ Quotes

Quote from Don

Don: Let me lay out the cold, hard facts for you, Tommy. If you're involved in something criminal, there's a 1 in 5 chance you'll be caught. If you're prosecuted, there's a 2% chance you'll be convicted. So don't play with fire.
Tommy: Look, you played by the rules, Don, and what do you got to show for it? Nothin'. Nothin'. Well, that's not going to be me. You understand?
Don: But Tommy-
Tommy: Don't call me Tommy. From now on, I'm the nephew.
Don: Damn!

Quote from Sally

Waitress: Would you like any dessert?
Sally: Dessert? Look at me. I'm crying. I'm a wreck. I'm upset. I'll have the gelato.

Quote from Harry

Harry: I'm also afraid of plastic garbage bags and Velcro.
Vicki Dubcek: Come here, baby.