Don Quote #102

Quote from Don in Dick the Mouth Solomon

Don: Let me lay out the cold, hard facts for you, Tommy. If you're involved in something criminal, there's a 1 in 5 chance you'll be caught. If you're prosecuted, there's a 2% chance you'll be convicted. So don't play with fire.
Tommy: Look, you played by the rules, Don, and what do you got to show for it? Nothin'. Nothin'. Well, that's not going to be me. You understand?
Don: But Tommy-
Tommy: Don't call me Tommy. From now on, I'm the nephew.
Don: Damn!


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Dennis Caslow: You know, doubting you're a person makes you even more of a person.
Dick: [whimpers] But I'm afraid.
Dennis Caslow: Of what?
Dick: That she'll never love me for what I really am! [crying]