Dick Quote #1103
Quote from Dick in Dick the Mouth Solomon
Sally: Why do you have to go away to learn how to talk to each other?
Dick: Well, it seems that for human couples to communicate on an intimate level, they have to be in a room full of strangers.
Tommy: So, basically, it's a money-sucking sham.
Dick: I'm not paying.
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‘Dick the Mouth Solomon’ Quotes
Quote from Don
Don: Let me lay out the cold, hard facts for you, Tommy. If you're involved in something criminal, there's a 1 in 5 chance you'll be caught. If you're prosecuted, there's a 2% chance you'll be convicted. So don't play with fire.
Tommy: Look, you played by the rules, Don, and what do you got to show for it? Nothin'. Nothin'. Well, that's not going to be me. You understand?
Don: But Tommy-
Tommy: Don't call me Tommy. From now on, I'm the nephew.
Don: Damn!
Quote from Sally
Waitress: Would you like any dessert?
Sally: Dessert? Look at me. I'm crying. I'm a wreck. I'm upset. I'll have the gelato.
Quote from Harry
Harry: I'm also afraid of plastic garbage bags and Velcro.
Vicki Dubcek: Come here, baby.