Harry Quote #446
Quote from Harry in Two-Faced Dick
Harry: Guys, I think we owe you an apology.
Raff: For what?
Tommy: Well, all this time, we thought you were up to no good.
Harry: Criminal types.
Tommy: Looking for trouble.
Harry: Casing the joint. But now we see how wrong we were, so how can we make this up to you?
Raff: We need some more pretzels.
Harry: Okay.
Raff: And while you're at it, why don't you empty out the cash register?
Riff: Now.
Harry & Tommy: Yeah!
Harry: Did I not tell you?
Tommy: Oh, you didn't need to tell me, man. I knew!
Harry: Wait, wait, wait. Just a second. We saw this coming.
Tommy: Miles away, brother!
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‘Two-Faced Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Tommy
Harry: Well, let's have a toast, shall we? To [voice quavers] new... Incoming message from the Big Giant Head. Your request has been approved. Your Lieutenant and High Commander will be restored to their previous Earth bodies immediately, and a small fee will appear on your next statement. Transmission ending in 3, 2, 1... [Harry, Dick and Sally sneeze]
Sally: Dick?
Dick: Sally?
Both: We're back!
Dick: Isn't that great, Tommy?
Sally: Oh, isn't that cool, Tommy?
Tommy: [squints] Tommy? I'm not Tommy.
Dick: Oh, my god!
Tommy: Ah, I'm just screwin' with you.
Quote from Sally
Dick: Oh, no where are my boobs?
Sally: I've got them!
Both: You're me!
Tommy: Dick?
Sally: What?
Harry & Tommy: Aah!
Dick: Oh, great.
Harry: What happened?
Tommy: The Big Giant Head just switched their bodies.
Dick: Wow.
Sally: Oh, my god! I'm gorgeous!
Quote from Harry
Harry: Tommy, am I a Virgo or a Capricorn?
Tommy: I don't know. What's your birthday?
Harry: Does it matter? Because this horoscope right [voice quavers] here... Incoming message from the Big Giant Head!
Tommy: Hey, Dick, get in here!
Harry: To ensure better customer service, this transmission may be monitored.
Dick: What is it?
Harry: The Big Giant Head has received your Lieutenant's request for gender reassignment.
Dick: What?
Tommy: Wait, Sally sent that thing off, like, three years ago.
Harry: The Big Giant Head hereby approves your request. For your convenience, your Lieutenant's body will be switched with that of your High Commander.
Dick: Lieutenant, you get in here!
Harry: Prepare to exchange forms in 3, 2, 1... [Harry, Dick and Sally sneeze]