Harry Quote #407
Quote from Harry in Dr. Solomon's Traveling Alien Show
Harry: Yeah, and I'm sure that my family's worried about me.
Garvin: Your family? Where are they?
Harry: I don't know.
Garvin: But they're not here, are they? If they cared about you, wouldn't they come looking for you?
Harry: Well, they probably are looking.
Garvin: I don't think so.
Harry: I bet they put up posters.
Garvin: I know for a fact they have not!
Harry: Those bastards!
Garvin: I hate them as well. But you have a new family now, Hargo. A family that understands your talent, a family that's going to harness that talent for profit.
Harry: My profit?
Garvin: Slow down. You're going to be big, Hargo, so big it scares me.
Harry: Well, what, like Flipper boy big?
Garvin: Human pincushion big. [Harry's chin drops in surprise]
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Dr. Solomon's Traveling Alien Show’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Tommy: How's Dick?
Sally: Oh, not so good. I thought he could use some fresh air, so I sent him down to the old town road to pick up strawberries. [Dick returns] Wow. You're back quick.
Dick: [as Henry Fonda] You want to know why I came back so fast? I got to the end of our driveway, and I couldn't remember which way to go. I went into our backyard, and nothing looked familiar to me. Not one damn tree. Scared me half to death.
Sally: Snap out of it, ya old poop!
Quote from Mary
Mary: Why do we put up with 'em? Well, I know why you do, Don. I mean, how often does a super model fall into your lap? You won the lottery. No offense.
Don: No. None taken. [chuckles] But you've got to admit, you've got lucky, too.
Mary: Excuse me?
Don: Come on, admit it. You're a lonely schoolmarm in a one-horse town, when along comes a crazy cowpoke sniffin' around your petticoat.
Mary: Did Dick tell you about our Gunsmoke game?
Don: No.
Mary: We don't have one.
Quote from Sally
Tommy: Why don't we just grab him?
Sally: Good idea, bonehead! Then we create even more of a scene.
Tommy: I'm sorry!
Harry: [to crowd] We visited your tiny little planet thousands of years ago and built the towering pyramids!
Tommy: What?! We didn't build the pyramids. We killed the dinosaurs.
Sally: We killed the dinosaurs?
Tommy: Didn't we?
Sally: Oh, whatever.