Mary Quote #143
Quote from Mary in Dr. Solomon's Traveling Alien Show
Mary: Why do we put up with 'em? Well, I know why you do, Don. I mean, how often does a super model fall into your lap? You won the lottery. No offense.
Don: No. None taken. [chuckles] But you've got to admit, you've got lucky, too.
Mary: Excuse me?
Don: Come on, admit it. You're a lonely schoolmarm in a one-horse town, when along comes a crazy cowpoke sniffin' around your petticoat.
Mary: Did Dick tell you about our Gunsmoke game?
Don: No.
Mary: We don't have one.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Dr. Solomon's Traveling Alien Show’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Tommy: How's Dick?
Sally: Oh, not so good. I thought he could use some fresh air, so I sent him down to the old town road to pick up strawberries. [Dick returns] Wow. You're back quick.
Dick: [as Henry Fonda] You want to know why I came back so fast? I got to the end of our driveway, and I couldn't remember which way to go. I went into our backyard, and nothing looked familiar to me. Not one damn tree. Scared me half to death.
Sally: Snap out of it, ya old poop!
Quote from Sally
Tommy: Why don't we just grab him?
Sally: Good idea, bonehead! Then we create even more of a scene.
Tommy: I'm sorry!
Harry: [to crowd] We visited your tiny little planet thousands of years ago and built the towering pyramids!
Tommy: What?! We didn't build the pyramids. We killed the dinosaurs.
Sally: We killed the dinosaurs?
Tommy: Didn't we?
Sally: Oh, whatever.
Quote from Harry
Garvin: Ladies and gentlemen, Garvin's Gallery of Apparitions and Curiosities is proud to present Hargo the Alien. [applause]
Harry: People of earth I come in peace. I am Hargo. Just Hargo. Where I come from, we don't have last names, which makes it really difficult, because on my planet, Hargo is a really popular name. Much like your Bob. [people walk away] W- Wait a second, you guys. Did I mention that I come in pea- [voice quavers] Incoming message from the Big Giant Head! Our records continue to indicate that you have failed to file your status report. Immediate response mandatory. Penalties for delinquency include, but are not limited to, systematic disconnection of your High Commander's brain functions. Have a nice day! Transmission ending in 3, 2, 1... [sneezes] [crowd cheers]