Harry Quote #406
Quote from Harry in Dr. Solomon's Traveling Alien Show
Harry: Garvin, can I talk to you for a minute?
Garvin: Hargo, have a seat.
Harry: Look, I'm afraid that somewhere along the line, you've got the mistaken impression that I - ha ha ha - am an alien. And I'm not.
Garvin: Of course you're not, kid, but here's the magic. You make me believe.
Harry: Hmm. Well, thanks, but if it's all the same to you, I'd just as soon go home.
Garvin: It would be fun, wouldn't it? Oh, darn the luck. I just remembered, that's a no-can-do. I've got a signed contract, my friend.
Harry: Wait a second. I don't remember signing any contract.
Garvin: Yeah, but your former associate Randy LeFornier did. Yeah...
Harry: Yeah... here's the deal. See, he's not so much my former associate as much as he's my former kidnapper.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Dr. Solomon's Traveling Alien Show’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Tommy: How's Dick?
Sally: Oh, not so good. I thought he could use some fresh air, so I sent him down to the old town road to pick up strawberries. [Dick returns] Wow. You're back quick.
Dick: [as Henry Fonda] You want to know why I came back so fast? I got to the end of our driveway, and I couldn't remember which way to go. I went into our backyard, and nothing looked familiar to me. Not one damn tree. Scared me half to death.
Sally: Snap out of it, ya old poop!
Quote from Mary
Mary: Why do we put up with 'em? Well, I know why you do, Don. I mean, how often does a super model fall into your lap? You won the lottery. No offense.
Don: No. None taken. [chuckles] But you've got to admit, you've got lucky, too.
Mary: Excuse me?
Don: Come on, admit it. You're a lonely schoolmarm in a one-horse town, when along comes a crazy cowpoke sniffin' around your petticoat.
Mary: Did Dick tell you about our Gunsmoke game?
Don: No.
Mary: We don't have one.
Quote from Sally
Tommy: Why don't we just grab him?
Sally: Good idea, bonehead! Then we create even more of a scene.
Tommy: I'm sorry!
Harry: [to crowd] We visited your tiny little planet thousands of years ago and built the towering pyramids!
Tommy: What?! We didn't build the pyramids. We killed the dinosaurs.
Sally: We killed the dinosaurs?
Tommy: Didn't we?
Sally: Oh, whatever.