Dick Quote #775
Quote from Dick in Auto Erodicka
Dick: Ah! Looking for a little casual sex, eh?
Tommy: I would be happy to get to casual first base with this one.
Dick: Don't sweat it, Tommy. You'll get there. Of course, you might get slapped a couple of times in the process. But you will have a ball.
Tommy: Cool.
Dick: True, there's a chance that you'll lose a little self-respect, but it's a lot of fun.
Tommy: Sounds good.
Dick: That is, if you don't compare those few seedy moments with a relationship that once meant everything to you.
Tommy: Okay.
Dick: So if that sounds good go for it. [sobs]
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Sally: Wait, wait, wait. Dick. So you just met her, and then...
Tommy: Did you, uh... Did you use...
Dick: Oh, yeah, yeah. A three-pack. Ribbed for her pleasure. But I turned them inside out.
Sally: Oh, God, you are so selfish.
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Sally: Dick, I'm buying groceries. I need the car.
Dick: Well, you can have your fun later.
Sally: I'm so sick of this. You have to get me my own car.
Tommy: Yeah, Dick. Most families do have two cars.
Dick: Most families have a couch. Most families have a mother. Most families are related. If that's what you want, go move in with most families.
Harry: Well, not that I'm thinking about it, but where exactly do most families live?
Quote from Sally
Sally: Don't worry, Tommy. We'll get a car eventually. It was just our bad luck that we happened to get the one car salesman who gives his whole profession a bad name.