Dick: Ah! Looking for a little casual sex, eh?
Tommy: I would be happy to get to casual first base with this one.
Dick: Don't sweat it, Tommy. You'll get there. Of course, you might get slapped a couple of times in the process. But you will have a ball.
Tommy: Cool.
Dick: True, there's a chance that you'll lose a little self-respect, but it's a lot of fun.
Tommy: Sounds good.
Dick: That is, if you don't compare those few seedy moments with a relationship that once meant everything to you.
Tommy: Okay.
Dick: So if that sounds good go for it. [sobs]