Mary Quote #96
Quote from Mary in Dick-in-law
Mary: How do you think I felt?
Dick: Alone and scared, a sheet cake her only solace.
George Albright: She drove me to it, Princess.
Martha Albright: All right! Maybe I did. But I was too fat, and I hated my body, and those damn diet pills made me crazy.
Mary: You took diet pills?
Martha Albright: Our family doctor prescribed them. For god's sakes, it was the sixties!
George Albright: She went to Dr. Powell for more than just pills.
Mary: Dr. Powell?! He had hair in his ears.
George Albright: She went to Dr. Powell, who was her cousin.
Martha Albright: He was my step-cousin!
George Albright: He was my golf partner!
Martha Albright: He was a man!
Mary: Enough! You two lie to each other and cheat on each other, and I'm stuck in the middle. You've made my life miserable. Why the hell did the two of you stay married?
George Albright: To try to give you a happy home.
Dick: [stands up in his Speedo] Oh, my God! Look at the two of you! Have you no shame?
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Quote from Sally
Sally: So that's how it's gonna be, huh? Well, as long as we're being honest with each other, I don't like how you leave the toilet seat down.
Nina: That's the way women use it.
Sally: [scoffs] Yeah, sure, Nina. That's the way women use it.
Quote from Dick
George Albright: Dick, I want to thank you for bringing everything out in the open. I feel like a tremendous weight's been lifted from this family. I want to tell you two something. There's nothing more exhilarating than honesty.
Dick: Oh! Oh, so honesty's your game, is it? Yeah, I'll give you honesty. Your precious little Mary Margaret ragamuffin magpie has been lying to you! She didn't even want to come here because she didn't want to tell you that... our engagement is off! We're through! But that's okay, because I don't want to marry her anyway. I don't want to marry anyone. Not after meeting you. If this marriage was a horse, you'd shoot it! [Mary sobs]
George Albright: Dick, we forgive you.
Dick: Forgive me?
Martha Albright: Would you like some cocoa?
Dick: I don't want any cocoa. I don't want anything. I just want to climb into a spaceship and fly to a far-off galaxy, millions of light-years away from this twisted and sadistic human freak show! [exits]
George & Martha: He's the one.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Nina, this place is so great. I mean, it's so nice and clean.
Nina: Well, it's easy to keep things neat when you live alone.
Sally: The smell, it smells like... [inhales deeply] Like a mall or or the bakery or... My house smells like feet or cheese or rotten food-
Nina: I- I- I get it. Sally, I get it.