Harry Quote #283

Quote from Harry in Tricky Dick

Don: What the hell was that? She just made me look like a complete jackass. Ah, women.
Tommy: I hear you, my friend.
Don: A woman may say that she wants a man to be obedient and nice, but does she really want that?
Harry: Yes, she does.
Don: No, she doesn't, because then she'll just walk all over you.
Dick: Amen to that, my friend. Women are maddening. They pretend to be so adult, but just like that, they'll sink all the way down to your level. Tell me, my friend, is that fair?
Harry: Yes, it is.
Tommy: No, it's not. Let me ask you something, my friend. Do you want Sally to want you more than ever?
Harry: No, he doesn't.
Don: Yes, I do.
Harry: This just isn't my day.

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 ‘Tricky Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Mrs. Dubcek

Mrs. Dubcek: Ah, don't listen to him, boys. I love rock and roll. I used to be a groupie for the Kingston Trio.
Harry: Okay, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to go.
Mrs. Dubcek: I had an all-access pass. As a matter of fact, so did they.

Quote from Dick

Nina: Dr. Albright! Dr. Albright! You got something from the White House! Open it!
Mary: What?!
Nina: Open it!
Mary: "Dear Dr. Mary Albright, in recognition of your achievements in the field of undergraduate education, you are hereby invited to the president's dinner honoring academic excellence." Oh, my God. "Enclosed itinerary"... blah, blah, blah... "Cherry Tree Inn on the Potomac. Looking forward to meeting you, sincerely, Bill and Hillary Rodham... Potato Head."
Dick: [laughs]
Mary: Very funny.

Quote from Mary

Painter: I got a work order to paint the door.
Dick: Oh! Oh, yes. Right. Yeah, right here. Right over this name. And bigger! And bolder! So when one approaches the door, a mere glance will establish just who's who in this office. [laughs] [exits]
Mary: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No. Oh, he'd be very upset. This says "Dick Solomon." He gets that a lot. It's Dick S-a-l-m-o-n. Salmon. You know, like the big, pink, stinky fish.