Don: What the hell was that? She just made me look like a complete jackass. Ah, women.
Tommy: I hear you, my friend.
Don: A woman may say that she wants a man to be obedient and nice, but does she really want that?
Harry: Yes, she does.
Don: No, she doesn't, because then she'll just walk all over you.
Dick: Amen to that, my friend. Women are maddening. They pretend to be so adult, but just like that, they'll sink all the way down to your level. Tell me, my friend, is that fair?
Harry: Yes, it is.
Tommy: No, it's not. Let me ask you something, my friend. Do you want Sally to want you more than ever?
Harry: No, he doesn't.
Don: Yes, I do.
Harry: This just isn't my day.