Dick Quote #522
Quote from Dick in Fifteen Minutes of Dick
Sally: Dick, where have you been?
Dick: Putting on my own makeup, for starters. Where will I be sitting?
Stage Manager: Who are you?
Dick: Oh, I'm Dick Solomon. Perhaps you've read my book.
Stage Manager: Why don't you go sit over there on that couch underneath the air conditioner.
Dick: Is that where you do emotional family reaction shots?
Stage Manager: Uh, sure.
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Tommy: Uh, Sally, they want you to be on Good Afternoon, Rutherford.
Harry: That's my second-favorite show.
Dick: What's your first favorite?
Harry: Good Morning, Rutherford.
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Quote from Sally
Dick: Just a minute, Missy. I think you're forgetting something: our dinner. Tonight I'd like you to make something stroganoff-y.
Harry: Mmm, I'm sorry, but due to a prior commitment, miss Sullivan's dinner-making will have to be rescheduled.
Dick: Enough! Lieutenant, as of right now, I order you to be no longer famous.
Sally: You can't order that.
Dick: Think of the mission.
Sally: This is bigger than the mission! I didn't ask for this mantle. The people of Rutherford need a Sally Solomon, and it just so happens I am Sally Solomon. So I will be their Sally Solomon. I can do no less. Play ball!