Sally: Dick, where have you been?
Dick: Putting on my own makeup, for starters. Where will I be sitting?
Stage Manager: Who are you?
Dick: Oh, I'm Dick Solomon. Perhaps you've read my book.
Stage Manager: Why don't you go sit over there on that couch underneath the air conditioner.
Dick: Is that where you do emotional family reaction shots?
Stage Manager: Uh, sure.