Sally Quote #154
Quote from Sally in Guilty as Dick
Dick: You're right. What good is a tree house visit when death is only moments away?
Sally: What?
Dick: Tonight's meal may be my last. And you know what that means? Mexican night!
Sally: I think I hate you, Dick. Tommy, Harry! We gotta go back to the store! It's Mexican night!
Both: [o.s.] Oh, great!
Sally: You know what is so weird, Dick? I don't know if it's, uh, what you're saying or how you're saying it, but, um all that stuff that used to make me want to help you, well, now it's just pissing me off!
Dick: Oh, and Sally?
Sally: What?!
Dick: Corn tortillas, not flour.
Sally: Si, se
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Quote from Harry
Tommy: You don't need guilt to get anyone to serve you. We proved that when we were selling candy. All you need to do is remind people they like sex.
Harry: Oh. Wouldn't it be scary if sex and guilt were connected? [all laugh]
Sally: Sex and guilt connected!
Dick: Harry, you're an idiot!
Harry: I know, I know!
Quote from Sally
Dick: Look at my foot. It's one big boo-boo.
Harry: Dick, you sound pretty pathetic.
Dick: Is it pathetic to sprain your foot worse than anybody ever in the history of the world?! Sally?!
Sally: Sorry, Dick. But you know nothing about earth pain until you've been a woman, okay? One week every month, I feel like I got a pair of pliers in my pants. You got a boo-boo? I'm in the National Guard of pain.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Go on, doctor. Give it to me straight.
Doctor: The ankle looks great.
Dick: Are you sure?
Doctor: Yes, you're all better.
Dick: [sobs] Don't you think you should break it and set it again just to make sure it heals properly?
Doctor: No.
Dick: Doctor, you don't understand. The moment I sprained that foot, my life went from VCR to VCR plus! You've got to help me!
Doctor: Dick, the ankle is healed.
Dick: I won't be treated this way by your heartless HMO! I demand control of my treatment options! Because it's not the length of our time here that matters, it's the quality of our lives! And if you're not qualified to break my foot, then by God, I'll find a doctor who will!