Sally Quote #143

Quote from Sally in Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick

Sally: It's too bad. He would have really liked my stuffing.
Dick: Well, he should have put on the pilgrim costume.
Sally: Why didn't you put on the pilgrim costume? You're the one who wanted to show off and have a big, stupid Thanksgiving.
Dick: That's not why I had a big, stupid Thanksgiving. I did it for all of you.
Sally: Oh, admit it, Dick, everything is about you.
Dick: Well, what about you? You had a good time.
Sally: Oh, yeah, if you call spending the whole day in the kitchen with these two jabbermouths a good time.
Mary: Hey! One of those jabber mouths is his girlfriend!
Dick: Yeah!
Sally: I have had it with all of you! This holiday is over!
Dick: Oh, I see! Well! Now I have something to give thanks for. Thanks for nothing!
Mrs. Dubcek: This is why I go to the beef 'n' griddle.

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Quote from Dick

Sally: Dick, it's the end of the world!
Dick: Wait, wait. What's going on?
Sally: There's a terrible crisis. We were at the store, and the place was a madhouse. People were cramming everything they could into their carts, especially these giant balls of butter. I got one for each of us.
Tommy: I'm telling you, something is up. The radio said the airports were jammed with people trying to get out of town.
Dick: As a matter of fact, I just saw a report on a turkey ranch, and those birds were talking apocalypse.
Sally: Apocalypse?
Dick: Well, more like "apocalopolis."
Sally: What does this all mean?
Harry: Well, I have a thought-- we're all gonna die!
Dick: All right, let's not panic. Tonight we'll turn off the lights and hunker down in the kitchen. Tomorrow morning I'll make a run to the university and find out what's going on. Police and secure the perimeter!
All: What?
Dick: Lock the doors!

Quote from Mary

Dick: Oh, Mary, I'm so sorry about everything.
Mary: What?
Dick: Oh. The tension, the fighting, the lumpy gravy.
Mary: Yeah.
Dick: You give and you give and you give until you just can't give anymore.
Mary: Mmm. Same thing happens at my house.
Dick: This happens at your house?
Mary: Why should my house be any different than 99% of all the homes in America?
Dick: What about the other one percent?
Mary: Connecticut.

Quote from Sally

Sally: Oh, Dick! We gotta get out of here!
Tommy: It's gotten worse. They've stopped delivering the mail.
Dick: Of course they have.
Sally: Someone's taken over the airwaves. There's a terrifying parade on every channel!