Sally: It's too bad. He would have really liked my stuffing.
Dick: Well, he should have put on the pilgrim costume.
Sally: Why didn't you put on the pilgrim costume? You're the one who wanted to show off and have a big, stupid Thanksgiving.
Dick: That's not why I had a big, stupid Thanksgiving. I did it for all of you.
Sally: Oh, admit it, Dick, everything is about you.
Dick: Well, what about you? You had a good time.
Sally: Oh, yeah, if you call spending the whole day in the kitchen with these two jabbermouths a good time.
Mary: Hey! One of those jabber mouths is his girlfriend!
Dick: Yeah!
Sally: I have had it with all of you! This holiday is over!
Dick: Oh, I see! Well! Now I have something to give thanks for. Thanks for nothing!
Mrs. Dubcek: This is why I go to the beef 'n' griddle.