Harry Quote #152
Quote from Harry in Big Angry Virgin from Outer Space
August: What if my sight went next? I'm bald, with no eyebrows, and I can't see. Would you still go out with me?
Harry: I'd stand by you. Of course, you wouldn't know it.
Tommy: Harry, why don't you go out and find your own girlfriend?
Harry: Oh, well, with my schedule, where would I find the time?
August: Oh, my God. I have got the most brilliant idea. You should contact a video dating service.
Harry: You think?
Tommy: Yes! August, that's genius. In fact, I bet they're open right now.
Harry: Yes. Yes, yes. There is a woman out there with my name on her. I will find her, and nothing's gonna to stop me, unless I get distracted by something shiny. [looks at watch]
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Quote from Harry
Harry: Hi, my name is Harry Solomon. My turn-ons are sunshine, beach houses, and baking bread with my blouse off.
Alan: I wasn't rolling.
Harry: Oh, I'm sorry.
Alan: All right, Harry, this is all about just being yourself. I want you to just relax, act natural, and have fun, okay? All right, here we go.
Harry: Okay. I was brought up on the backstreets Learned to love before I could eat Educated, ow-Ww! At Woodstock I'm a soul man!
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Personally, I think Dick's going a little overboard with the whole thing. You have to realize making love to Mr. Randell is your decision.
Sally: You're right. I'll do it. I mean, what do I have to lose except my virginity? Good-bye, Mr. Hymen.
Tommy: You're firing our accountant? Oh.
Quote from Sally
Dick: You know, I feel sorry for you. I mean, this afternoon, I'm going shopping for drapes with Dr. Albright, and you'll be alone. And tomorrow I'm taking Dr. Albright to the recycling center, and you'll be alone.
Sally: The way I look at it, Dick, I'm embarking on an adventure. I mean, the dating world is like a huge food court for me, and I can take my little red tray anywhere I like.
Dick: I don't follow.
Sally: Well, you see, Dick, it's like, with you, you know you're going to have grilled cheese every day, day after day after day after day. But me, tonight I might go Italian. Tomorrow, Greek. Next week, who knows? Mexican, Chinese...
Harry: Hot dog on a stick.