August: What if my sight went next? I'm bald, with no eyebrows, and I can't see. Would you still go out with me?
Harry: I'd stand by you. Of course, you wouldn't know it.
Tommy: Harry, why don't you go out and find your own girlfriend?
Harry: Oh, well, with my schedule, where would I find the time?
August: Oh, my God. I have got the most brilliant idea. You should contact a video dating service.
Harry: You think?
Tommy: Yes! August, that's genius. In fact, I bet they're open right now.
Harry: Yes. Yes, yes. There is a woman out there with my name on her. I will find her, and nothing's gonna to stop me, unless I get distracted by something shiny. [looks at watch]