Dick Quote #1541
Quote from Dick in Red, White & Dick
Dick: Please rise for The Pledge of Allegiance.
All: What?
Dick: Yes, the Pledge. Up! Up! Up! And no fancy alternate wording. I want it preformed exactly as it appears on my laminated bookmarker. And begin.
Bug: Wait. Where do we look?
Dick: Uh... pair off and look at your partners.
Pitman: Don't- Don't we have to look at a flag?
Dick: Uh, yes. Of course. Who has a flag? No one brought a flag to class?
Leon: Caryn has a flag on her pants.
Dick: Oh, great. Uh, Caryn, please remove your pants and pass them to the front of the class.
Caryn: Dr. Solomon, I'm not gonna remove my pants.
Dick: Oh, I'm sorry. You're right. That would be degrading. Just get up on the desk.
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Quote from Nina
Mary: I'm sorry. I get a little passionate about this. You know, my family came over on the Mayflower.
Dick: The Mayflower?
Nina: Oh, boy.
Mary: That's right. Neddy Albright was one of the first settlers to come to America on the Mayflower.
Dick: Nina, was your family on the Mayflower?
Nina: No, we came over on a different boat. But I'm sure we hooked up with the Albrights soon after we arrived.
Quote from Tommy
Dick: You know, I had such a great time with Mary today. In the past, there's always been this human-alien barrier. But today, we were just two Americans.
Tommy: You're Canadian.
Dick: What?!
Tommy: Your passport here says you're Canadian.
Harry: Guilty.
Dick: No! How come I'm not American?
Tommy: Well, I thought it would look pretty suspicious if all four members of our family were from the same country.
Dick: I can't argue with that logic. What am I gonna do? How am I gonna tell Mary that's she's sleeping with the enemy?
Quote from Dick
Dick: Care for a Canadian lager?
Mary: Oh, put that away. We're at school.
Dick: Fine. Fine. Mmm. Mary, this Canadian bacon is good stuff. Would you like some?
Mary: I don't think I've ever had Canadian bacon.
Dick: Oh, Mary, you've been having it for the last four years!