Dick: Please rise for The Pledge of Allegiance.
All: What?
Dick: Yes, the Pledge. Up! Up! Up! And no fancy alternate wording. I want it preformed exactly as it appears on my laminated bookmarker. And begin.
Bug: Wait. Where do we look?
Dick: Uh... pair off and look at your partners.
Pitman: Don't- Don't we have to look at a flag?
Dick: Uh, yes. Of course. Who has a flag? No one brought a flag to class?
Leon: Caryn has a flag on her pants.
Dick: Oh, great. Uh, Caryn, please remove your pants and pass them to the front of the class.
Caryn: Dr. Solomon, I'm not gonna remove my pants.
Dick: Oh, I'm sorry. You're right. That would be degrading. Just get up on the desk.