Harry Quote #660
Quote from Harry in Red, White & Dick
[Sally is wearing a dark gray "Mao suit" and shirt along with red high-heeled shoes]
Sally: Hurry up. Harry's daily address is about to start.
[Tommy climbs on the roof in the same outfit at Sally, including the shoes]
Tommy: I don't like this.
Sally: Oh, I do. Ever since I came to this planet, I've had to obsess over what to wear and how much to eat and how to fix my hair. But all of a sudden, there's order again and all my decisions are made for me.
Tommy: But we're losing our individuality.
Sally: Why do you say that, number 1258?
Harry: Citizens of America, I am pleased to announce that things have never been more equal. [imitates crowd cheering] Enough! I have installed intercoms throughout the apartment to better facilitate communication. No matter what room you are in, I will hear you. Or you can communicate with me on any and all issues of equality- [falls over] Uh--uh--uh--uh And no more shoes! We will bury these shoes! That is all.
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‘Red, White & Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Nina
Mary: I'm sorry. I get a little passionate about this. You know, my family came over on the Mayflower.
Dick: The Mayflower?
Nina: Oh, boy.
Mary: That's right. Neddy Albright was one of the first settlers to come to America on the Mayflower.
Dick: Nina, was your family on the Mayflower?
Nina: No, we came over on a different boat. But I'm sure we hooked up with the Albrights soon after we arrived.
Quote from Tommy
Dick: You know, I had such a great time with Mary today. In the past, there's always been this human-alien barrier. But today, we were just two Americans.
Tommy: You're Canadian.
Dick: What?!
Tommy: Your passport here says you're Canadian.
Harry: Guilty.
Dick: No! How come I'm not American?
Tommy: Well, I thought it would look pretty suspicious if all four members of our family were from the same country.
Dick: I can't argue with that logic. What am I gonna do? How am I gonna tell Mary that's she's sleeping with the enemy?
Quote from Dick
Dick: Care for a Canadian lager?
Mary: Oh, put that away. We're at school.
Dick: Fine. Fine. Mmm. Mary, this Canadian bacon is good stuff. Would you like some?
Mary: I don't think I've ever had Canadian bacon.
Dick: Oh, Mary, you've been having it for the last four years!