Tommy Quote #280
Quote from Tommy in The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary
[on Mary's film:]
Dick: So the big man likes to drink, is that it?
Harry: Yeah, that's right.
Dick: So let me pour you a drink. You're gonna drink this whole bottle of booze. And then you're gonna drink another and another... until you are so sick that you're never gonna want to look at a bottle of booze again.
Harry: Can I have a lime?
Tommy: What are you doing?
Dick: I'm saving your brother's life. Because I love him.
Tommy: Oh, great plan, Dick. How you gonna help me, make me sleep on an electric blanket?
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‘The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Harry: [on film] Yeah. There was a time in my life when I considered being the CEO of a Fortune 500 company. But in a situation like that, you really have to ask yourself, "Have I been offered this job?"
Quote from Mary
Mary: Remember that article I wrote last year, "Where's mommy?", dissecting the post-nuclear American family?
Dick: Oh, yes. About that tyrannical blowhard and his ridiculous relatives.
Mary: Uh-huh. Honey... that was about you.
Dick: You mean I'm Dirk Sullivan?
Mary: Yes. I've been observing your family for the past 4 years.
Dick: You've what?!
Mary: And the Fleischman foundation has given me a grant to make a documentary on the typical American family. Your family.
Dick: Finally, the recognition I deserve! We'll be glorified as the ideal American family.
Mary: Not ideal so much as typical.
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
[on Mary's film:]
Mrs. Dubcek: The Solomons are lovely people. Very nice. They're clean. They never complain, and, as for the noise, well, I think they've gotten used to it.
Mary: [v.o.] How do you think they function without a traditional mother figure?
Mrs. Dubcek: You said you were going to let me tap dance. When do I get to tap dance?