Harry Quote #526
Quote from Harry in The Fifth Solomon
Harry: So I said to myself, "Harry, you are walking around without catastrophic dental."
Ted: We can't have that, can we?
Harry: No, we cannot, Ted.
Ted: Let's talk about deductibles.
Gary: Harry? What are you doing here?
Harry: Oh. Hi, Gary. I'm just upping my coverage.
Gary: Why are you talking to Ted?
Harry: Well, I couldn't get you on the phone. Ted picked right up.
Ted: You mind, Gary? I'm right in the middle of writing a policy here.
Gary: Butt out! This is between me and him!
Harry: I'm interested in your boat and home policy.
Gary: What is this? You never told me you had a boat!
Harry: Well, you never asked.
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‘The Fifth Solomon’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Don: I'm here on official police business. I was going over your accident report, and I noticed you didn't fill out your insurance info.
Dick: Oh, that's because I don't have any insurance.
Don: But, Dick, that's just plain crazy! You have to have insurance.
Dick: Why? It's just a bet against myself. The only way I can win my money back is by getting horribly injured.
Don: You know, Dick, you have a good point. I don't even know why I'm here. Oh, wait, I know why I'm here because it's the law!
Dick: No, it's not.
Don: Yes, it is.
Dick: No, it's not.
Don: Yes, it is.
Dick: Well, I subscribe to nature's law. The industrious beaver doesn't insure his dam, does he? No! He rolls the dice and if a flood should strike, he smiles his toothed grin, slaps his tail upon the water, and flies away!
Don: I'm just gonna put down State Farm.
Quote from Harry
Sally: Man, you guys remember when we first saw this thing? We laughed so hard. What a primitive form of transportation.
Tommy: It's so loud.
Dick: So uncomfortable.
Harry: And slow.
Tommy: I mean, moving parts? Come on!
Dick: But then the first time we took a drive, wow. The wind in our hair.
Sally: The rain in our hair.
Tommy: The snow in our hair.
Harry: And then we learned about the top.
Quote from Dick
Dick: So, what do you think?
Mary: About what?
Dick: My rental car. Isn't it great?
Nina: Not really.
Dick: Not really? Nina, just watch what this baby can do. [starts car]
Nina: What?
Dick: It started right up. And listen to this. It's called FM radio. There's jazz, or rock or my personal favorite, Latin salsa. [salsa music plays]
Mary: All cars have that.
Dick: Well, not the Rambler. If I'd known what an antiquated piece of crap that car was, I would've crashed it years ago. Oh, and, uh, speaking of crap... I just noticed a little something on my windshield. Gee, I wish there was some way I could get rid of that. Wait a second, what's this? Will you look at that? Blue juice at the touch of a button. Now, tell me that's not damn cool.