Tommy Quote #251
Quote from Tommy in Near Dick Experience
Alissa: Yes!
Tommy: What?
Alissa: The answer is yes.
Tommy: Did I ask you a question?
Alissa: You asked me to marry you.
Tommy: Oh. Right. Wow! All right. Well, um, that's super-duper then.
Alissa: You were just so intense. I couldn't get what you were saying out of my head, so I asked my mother, my priest, Allison, Kristina, and Brittany, and they all said no, but- But I say yes!
Tommy: W-w-w-wait. You didn't listen to your mother? I mean, I don't know if I can marry a girl who doesn't listen to her mother.
Alissa: Tommy, are you telling me you've changed your mind?
Tommy: No, hardly. I'm just saying that we have to carefully consider-
Alissa: You've changed your mind.
Tommy: Yeah.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Near Dick Experience’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Judith: Dick, we still haven't gotten your release form for the staff retreat.
Dick: Oh, that.
Strudwick: We need an accurate head count to get 10% off on parking. You're holding us back, Dick.
Dick: Why should I go? So the sunset can bore me? So a marmot can lick my oblivious face? So I can be so lost in my ennui that I fall off a cliff and- and- and nearly plummet to my... I'm in!
Strudwick: What are you so damn excited about?
Dick: I'm in! I'm going on that camping trip, and I am going to have a near-death experience if it kills me!
Quote from Sally
Sally: Tommy! Tommy, listen, I've been thinking. I have spent my entire time on this planet being mean to people. All I have been doing is spreading fear.
Dick: That's true.
Sally: Yeah. So, I have decided now I'm just gonna help people, people like these poor, miserable souls. Look.
Tommy: That's the cast of Les Mis.
Quote from Judith
Judith: All right, here's a list of the gear you'll need for the staff retreat on Mount Digney.
Mary: Ooh, this'll be fun.
Nina: Are there gonna be snakes out there?
Judith: If you're asking if my lawyer's coming, the answer is no. [laughs]