Tommy Quote #226
Quote from Tommy in Dick the Mouth Solomon
Tommy: Hey, Sally, I rented The Godfather and Goodfellas. [gasps] It's you.
Sammy Marchetti: So, what are you, like, uh, Sally's brother?
Tommy: No, no, I think- Yeah, I'm supposed to be the nephew.
Sammy Marchetti: Nephew, huh?
Tommy: Yeah.
Sammy Marchetti: So, nephew, I'd kinda like to hang around a little bit and get to know your aunt a little better. How'd you like to make yourself, uh, 20 clams?
Tommy: What do I have to do?
Sammy Marchetti: Go to Sul Panno's restaurant. You tell him Sammy sent you. They will give you an envelope. I want you to take that envelope, return it to me at this address. You in?
Tommy: Yes, I'm definitely in. [kisses Sammy's ring]
Sammy Marchetti: Don't mess it up. [walks away]
Tommy: I don't believe this. I am a wiseguy!
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Quote from Don
Don: Let me lay out the cold, hard facts for you, Tommy. If you're involved in something criminal, there's a 1 in 5 chance you'll be caught. If you're prosecuted, there's a 2% chance you'll be convicted. So don't play with fire.
Tommy: Look, you played by the rules, Don, and what do you got to show for it? Nothin'. Nothin'. Well, that's not going to be me. You understand?
Don: But Tommy-
Tommy: Don't call me Tommy. From now on, I'm the nephew.
Don: Damn!
Quote from Sally
Waitress: Would you like any dessert?
Sally: Dessert? Look at me. I'm crying. I'm a wreck. I'm upset. I'll have the gelato.
Quote from Harry
Harry: I'm also afraid of plastic garbage bags and Velcro.
Vicki Dubcek: Come here, baby.