Dick Quote #1108
Quote from Dick in Dick the Mouth Solomon
Dick: This is a football. This is a baseball. This is a tennis ball. Do you know what this is?
Nina: It's a meatball.
Dick: No, Nina, you're wrong. It's a ping-pong ball covered in meat. Now, this is a meatball.
Nina: You are the meatball! You are the meatball!
Dick: She doesn't know what a meatball is. Sad.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Dick the Mouth Solomon’ Quotes
Quote from Don
Don: Let me lay out the cold, hard facts for you, Tommy. If you're involved in something criminal, there's a 1 in 5 chance you'll be caught. If you're prosecuted, there's a 2% chance you'll be convicted. So don't play with fire.
Tommy: Look, you played by the rules, Don, and what do you got to show for it? Nothin'. Nothin'. Well, that's not going to be me. You understand?
Don: But Tommy-
Tommy: Don't call me Tommy. From now on, I'm the nephew.
Don: Damn!
Quote from Sally
Waitress: Would you like any dessert?
Sally: Dessert? Look at me. I'm crying. I'm a wreck. I'm upset. I'll have the gelato.
Quote from Harry
Harry: I'm also afraid of plastic garbage bags and Velcro.
Vicki Dubcek: Come here, baby.