Mary Quote #110

Quote from Mary in Auto Erodicka

Dick: I've never seen you this concerned about other people before. Is this about you?
Mary: Yes, it's about me.
Dick: But, Mary, we're broken up. We have been for months.
Mary: I know, but there's still some stupid part of me that thought we might get back together.
Dick: I have that stupid part, too!
Mary: Forget it. We're not getting back together.
Dick: Why not?
Mary: 'Cause you ruined it.
Dick: Oh, I thought I'd already ruined everything I could possibly ruin!
Mary: Well, you missed a spot.
Dick: Oh, what was I thinking? Anita was a mistake. It was fun for a while, but then it was so empty. Not like with you. I'm sorry. Hugs?
Mary: Okay, but don't grind me.

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 ‘Auto Erodicka’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Sally: Wait, wait, wait. Dick. So you just met her, and then...
Tommy: Did you, uh... Did you use...
Dick: Oh, yeah, yeah. A three-pack. Ribbed for her pleasure. But I turned them inside out.
Sally: Oh, God, you are so selfish.

Quote from Dick

Sally: Dick, I'm buying groceries. I need the car.
Dick: Well, you can have your fun later.
Sally: I'm so sick of this. You have to get me my own car.
Tommy: Yeah, Dick. Most families do have two cars.
Dick: Most families have a couch. Most families have a mother. Most families are related. If that's what you want, go move in with most families.
Harry: Well, not that I'm thinking about it, but where exactly do most families live?

Quote from Sally

Sally: Don't worry, Tommy. We'll get a car eventually. It was just our bad luck that we happened to get the one car salesman who gives his whole profession a bad name.