Dick Quote #144
Quote from Dick in Frozen Dick
[Dick tries to climb into the overhead luggage compartment]
Mary: What are you doing?
Dick: I'm entering the pod.
Mary: For God's sakes, just sit down and behave yourself.
Dick: Of course I will, Mary. Here I am, sitting. You just be calm. Take a deep breath.
Stewardess: [over P.A.] Welcome to Northview Airlines Flight 604 to Chicago.
Dick: Oh, my god! Out there! There's something on the wing!
Mary: It's an engine!
Dick: This thing is a deathtrap! Sky waitress! Sky waitress!
Stewardess: Please be quiet during safety procedures.
Dick: Safety? On this flying donkey cart? That's rich. How can this woman stay calm when, at any second, we could go careening out of the sky in a flaming heap of twisted metal?
Stewardess: Sir, everything is going to be-
Dick: At least give her a gelatin-filled helmet to keep her brain intact. She's receiving an award!
Stewardess: Please sit down.
Dick: No! We're getting off! Who's with me?
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Frozen Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Nina
Dick: I guess she's just saving up her excitement for the crap fest.
Nina: You just don't get it, do you?
Dick: What do you mean?
Nina: There are people who have stress and people who give stress, and you are a giver.
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Wow, I've finally found what I was looking for. David Copperfield. It doesn't look boring. He saws himself in half and makes the statue of liberty disappear.
Quote from Mary
Mary: Oh, Nina, I can't believe this is happening to me. Not every anthropologist receives this kind of honor. I worked my entire life for this award.
Nina: I know, the Louis Leakey award.
Mary: To stand in front of a conference of educators and express my thoughts about my work. This is going to be the best weekend of my life. Why are you looking at me that way?
Nina: No reason.
Dick: [enters] Dr. Albright! Dr. Albright! Guess what. You and I are on the same flight. Same row, side by side, strapped in at 38,000 feet. Isn't that great?
Mary: Why are you going to the conference?
Dick: Oh, they're giving me some kind of academic award. You know, they hand these things out like candy mints. Once we get that out of the way, the two of us get to experience the magic that is Chicago.
Mary: Well, once again something wonderful in my life has been turned into a giant crap fest.