Dick Quote #33
Quote from Dick in Post-Nasal Dick
Woman: Mary, who is this interesting character you're with?
Mary: Dr. Richard Solomon from the university.
Woman: Well, I didn't think that you could top the personal trainer/playwright, but you always come through.
Mary: I'll have you know Dr. Solomon is a highly respected scholar and educator. He may be a bit eccentric, but he is a wonderfully exciting man. I'm sure I'm having a much better time than you are.
Dick: [clinks glass] I'm proposing a toast. I think I speak for everyone when I say that the most beautiful, radiant woman in the room is not the bride but Mary Albright! Yes, yes, yes! [applauds]
Mary: Hi.
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Quote from Sally
Sally: [sneezes] Wow!
Dick: What was that?
Sally: I don't know, but I want another one. [sneezes] [groans] Oh!
Harry: [sneezes] Ooh!
Sally: Was it as good for you as it was for me? [Harry smiles]
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Well, at first I was conflicted. We come from very different backgrounds. I'm an alien, and she's a Presbyterian. I have a highly developed mind, and she's got that big, pouty mouth. I tell you, Dick, it was a tough decision.
Sally: What tipped the scales?
Tommy: She let me.
Dick: Well, what happened next?
Tommy: Well, I don't know what came over me, but they were so big and round and beautiful, I just had to touch them.
Dick: And then what?
Tommy: She screamed, "Ow, my eyes!" And that just... basically killed the mood.
Quote from Dick
Dick: "It was the best of times. It was the worst of times." I'm not reading 378 pages if he can't make up his mind in the first sentence.