Woman: Mary, who is this interesting character you're with?
Mary: Dr. Richard Solomon from the university.
Woman: Well, I didn't think that you could top the personal trainer/playwright, but you always come through.
Mary: I'll have you know Dr. Solomon is a highly respected scholar and educator. He may be a bit eccentric, but he is a wonderfully exciting man. I'm sure I'm having a much better time than you are.
Dick: [clinks glass] I'm proposing a toast. I think I speak for everyone when I say that the most beautiful, radiant woman in the room is not the bride but Mary Albright! Yes, yes, yes! [applauds]
Mary: Hi.