Quote from Tommy in Post-Nasal Dick
Tommy: Well, at first I was conflicted. We come from very different backgrounds. I'm an alien, and she's a Presbyterian. I have a highly developed mind, and she's got that big, pouty mouth. I tell you, Dick, it was a tough decision. Sally: What tipped the scales? Tommy: She let me. Dick: Well, what happened next? Tommy: Well, I don't know what came over me, but they were so big and round and beautiful, I just had to touch them. Dick: And then what? Tommy: She screamed, "Ow, my eyes!" And that just... basically killed the mood.