Sally Quote #1
Quote from Sally in Brains and Eggs
Sally: Oh, Dick, no.
Dick: I'm telling you, it's a crime against science not to experiment with ourselves.
Sally: Well, couldn't we just conduct these experiments in the privacy of our own home? I mean, what can she do that I can't?
Tommy: Lieutenant.
Sally: What?
Tommy: Permission to speak freely?
Sally: Permission granted.
Tommy: Sir, would you jump up and down for us?
Harry: Oh, yeah, and put your hands back behind your head like this.
Sally: I will not.
Dick: Please, for science, truly.
Sally: No. I mean, it's not that I don't want to help. It's just that I don't know how comfortable we would feel working together after an experiment like that.
Guys: [overlapping chatter] It'll be fine. Go ahead. Do it.
Sally: In your dreams!
Tommy: Every night.
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Mary: What is my thesis doing out of my desk?
Dick: I took it out.
Mary: My desk was locked.
Dick: Which made it very difficult to open. You might want to make a note of that.
Mary: You read it?
Dick: Read it? I memorized it.
Mary: Well, it's just a few thoughts.
Dick: A few brilliant thoughts.
Mary: Really? Well, that's quite a compliment coming from someone with your credentials. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Dick: Enjoyed it? It's the funniest thing I've ever read. Your theory on "man and the animal within," it's hilarious. Nina said you had no sense of humor. She is so wrong. The conclusions that you draw are laugh-out-loud funny. [laughs]