Sally: Oh, Dick, no.
Dick: I'm telling you, it's a crime against science not to experiment with ourselves.
Sally: Well, couldn't we just conduct these experiments in the privacy of our own home? I mean, what can she do that I can't?
Tommy: Lieutenant.
Sally: What?
Tommy: Permission to speak freely?
Sally: Permission granted.
Tommy: Sir, would you jump up and down for us?
Harry: Oh, yeah, and put your hands back behind your head like this.
Sally: I will not.
Dick: Please, for science, truly.
Sally: No. I mean, it's not that I don't want to help. It's just that I don't know how comfortable we would feel working together after an experiment like that.
Guys: [overlapping chatter] It'll be fine. Go ahead. Do it.
Sally: In your dreams!
Tommy: Every night.