Harry Quote #676
Quote from Harry in A Dick Replacement
Rita: Thanks for waiting. I can't find my tarot cards. Gimme your hand.
Harry: Okay, but a guy walkin' around with a bottle of honey I sure hope that no accidents happen!
[Harry grabs Rita's hand, twists her arm and squirts honey all over her back]
Rita: What the- Oh! [screams]
Harry: Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm such a klutz!
Rita: What are you doing?
Harry: Now, Sally!
Sally: Okay. What?
Harry: Release the killer bees! [Rita screams]
Sally: I don't have any killer bees.
Harry: I knew it. I kinda thought that was gonna happen.
Sally: Well, you should have told me the plan, man!
Harry: Well, you told me not to!
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‘A Dick Replacement’ Quotes
Quote from Mary
Mary: Listen, you. That psychic didn't know anything. You have many, many years ahead of you, and I will be right by your side. And after that, I don't want anybody else.
Dick: Mary, you'd rather be alone?
Mary: After you, I'm done.
Dick: Of course you are. How could I expect you to ever settle for anyone else after being with someone like me? I've ruined you.
Mary: More than you'll ever know.
Quote from Dick
Dick: After so long on this planet, I've finally learned my most important lesson of all.
Sally: What's that?
Dick: That it's better to have loved Dick and lost Dick than never to have had Dick at all.
Sally: Still, I'll pass.
Quote from Dick
Mary: Oh, look, Dick, a fortune teller. Oh, let's go in. It'll be fun.
Dick: Fortune teller. If this so-called fortune teller can see the future, wouldn't she have been able to predict the decline of this neighborhood?
Mary: Okay, so you don't believe in psychics, but you do believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
Dick: I do no believe in the Loch Ness Monster. I believe Nessie is a friendly sea serpent whose frisky demeanor has been misinterpreted as monster-like.