Quote from Dick in A Dick Replacement
Mary: Oh, look, Dick, a fortune teller. Oh, let's go in. It'll be fun. Dick: Fortune teller. If this so-called fortune teller can see the future, wouldn't she have been able to predict the decline of this neighborhood? Mary: Okay, so you don't believe in psychics, but you do believe in the Loch Ness Monster. Dick: I do no believe in the Loch Ness Monster. I believe Nessie is a friendly sea serpent whose frisky demeanor has been misinterpreted as monster-like.