Dick Quote #1538

Quote from Dick in Red, White & Dick

Dick: We're supposed to be American. We better get with the program or it's gonna look awfully suspicious. Tommy, you study the original documents that created this country and see what's there.
Tommy: Will do.
Dick: Harry, you cover anthems and American epic poetry.
Harry: Okay.
Dick: And you, Sally, I want you researching so much microfiche at the library, that you'll wish we we had an internet connection.
Sally: Sir, yes, sir!
Dick: Godspeed. [salute]

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Quote from Nina

Mary: I'm sorry. I get a little passionate about this. You know, my family came over on the Mayflower.
Dick: The Mayflower?
Nina: Oh, boy.
Mary: That's right. Neddy Albright was one of the first settlers to come to America on the Mayflower.
Dick: Nina, was your family on the Mayflower?
Nina: No, we came over on a different boat. But I'm sure we hooked up with the Albrights soon after we arrived.

Quote from Tommy

Dick: You know, I had such a great time with Mary today. In the past, there's always been this human-alien barrier. But today, we were just two Americans.
Tommy: You're Canadian.
Dick: What?!
Tommy: Your passport here says you're Canadian.
Harry: Guilty.
Dick: No! How come I'm not American?
Tommy: Well, I thought it would look pretty suspicious if all four members of our family were from the same country.
Dick: I can't argue with that logic. What am I gonna do? How am I gonna tell Mary that's she's sleeping with the enemy?

Quote from Dick

Dick: Care for a Canadian lager?
Mary: Oh, put that away. We're at school.
Dick: Fine. Fine. Mmm. Mary, this Canadian bacon is good stuff. Would you like some?
Mary: I don't think I've ever had Canadian bacon.
Dick: Oh, Mary, you've been having it for the last four years!