Quote from Dick in Red, White & Dick
Dick: We're supposed to be American. We better get with the program or it's gonna look awfully suspicious. Tommy, you study the original documents that created this country and see what's there. Tommy: Will do. Dick: Harry, you cover anthems and American epic poetry. Harry: Okay. Dick: And you, Sally, I want you researching so much microfiche at the library, that you'll wish we we had an internet connection. Sally: Sir, yes, sir! Dick: Godspeed. [salute]