Sally Quote #587
Quote from Sally in Why Dickie Can't Teach
Don: Sally, what's going on here?
Sally: Oh, I am throwing you a power brunch.
Don: That's nice. What's the occasion?
Sally: Well, I'm gonna turn you into a success instead of a failure.
Don: I am not- Hey, this jacket's got my name on it.
Sally: I invited everyone from the "Top Ten List", along with some other very important Rutherfordites. This is Mrs. Dubcek. She owns quite a bit of property in the Rutherford area.
Don: I know her. She's your landlady.
Sally: Excellent. You keep networking.
Don: Sally, I- I appreciate what you're trying to do, but I'm not in the same league as these big guys.
Sally: Don, that may have been true of you before, but you've got Sally on the case now. Just think of me... as the wind beneath your ass.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Why Dickie Can't Teach’ Quotes
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Sally: How did these bozos get to be so powerful?
Mrs. Dubcek: You know what they say: under every great man is a great woman.
Don: Don't you mean "behind every man"?
Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, you're dirty.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Well, Tommy, you could go out and play the field, but, uh, why not marry the girl next-door? Pendelton.
Tommy: You think that Pendelton's better than Princeton?
Dick: Tommy, when all's said and done, on Friday, Princeton serves fish sticks, and on Friday, Pendelton serves fish sticks.
Sally: Whoa! Look! It says here that Princeton has eight Nobel Prize winners on its faculty.
Tommy: Huh. How many does Pendelton have?
Dick: Let me tell you something about Nobel Prize winners, Tommy. They eat fish sticks, and we eat fish sticks.
Quote from Harry
Dick: Well, what's wrong, Tommy?
Tommy: All these different colleges want me. I don't know where to go. There's Harvard, Yale, MIT, Cambridge.
Sally: Hey, you should go to that place. Everybody's gorgeous, and it's right by the beach.
Tommy: It's the J. Crew catalog.
Harry: There's the school for me.