Quote from Dick in Why Dickie Can't Teach
Dick: Well, Tommy, you could go out and play the field, but, uh, why not marry the girl next-door? Pendelton. Tommy: You think that Pendelton's better than Princeton? Dick: Tommy, when all's said and done, on Friday, Princeton serves fish sticks, and on Friday, Pendelton serves fish sticks. Sally: Whoa! Look! It says here that Princeton has eight Nobel Prize winners on its faculty. Tommy: Huh. How many does Pendelton have? Dick: Let me tell you something about Nobel Prize winners, Tommy. They eat fish sticks, and we eat fish sticks.