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Dick Like Me

‘Dick Like Me’

Season 1, Episode 16 -  Aired April 23, 1996

The Solomons struggle to understand where they fit in on Earth when they realize they never chose an ethnic group.

Quote from Tommy

Mr. Randell: You know, usually when a student gets hurt, we let them go home early. Someone from your family could come pick you up. Someone like... Sally.
Tommy: Uh, why did you say her name like that?
Mr. Randell: What? All I said was... Sally.
Tommy: No, thank you. I don't really need to get picked up.
Mr. Randell: Exactly what happened?
Tommy: I don't know what I did wrong, but I'm kind of new at being Korean.

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Quote from Sally

Dick: What's wrong? You look beautiful.
Sally: Sure, you can put on a tight little dress and look sexy and gorgeous, but you know how men are. All they care about is how you dance.
Dick: What's the matter with you?
Sally: I'm afraid.
Dick: Of what?
Sally: I'm afraid I'm going to do something stupid, and he won't like me. [sobs]
Dick: Uh, don't leak. I hate it when you leak.

Quote from Dick

Dick: You're going to be great! You know why?
Sally: Why?
Dick: Because you're one of us. And although I don't know what that is yet, when I find out, that's what you'll be.
Sally: Thank you, Commander.

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