Dick: What's wrong? You look beautiful.
Sally: Sure, you can put on a tight little dress and look sexy and gorgeous, but you know how men are. All they care about is how you dance.
Dick: What's the matter with you?
Sally: I'm afraid.
Dick: Of what?
Sally: I'm afraid I'm going to do something stupid, and he won't like me. [sobs]
Dick: Uh, don't leak. I hate it when you leak.