Dean Quote #70
Quote from Dean in The Valentine's Day Dance
Bill: This is a good thing, and you're doing it.
Lillian: You might enjoy having a Little Sister. I'm sure there's an underprivileged girl out there who could learn a thing or two from you.
Dean: Like what? How to hog the bathroom? Or how to fake-cry to get yourself out of trouble?
Kim: Shut up, Dean. You know, that just shows how out of touch with women you really are.
Dean: Hey! I'm not out of touch with women!
[cut to Dean with his friends at school:]
Dean: Okay, now that Keisa and I are friends again, my three-year plan to get her to like me is back on track.
Adult Dean: You poor, delusional bastard.
The Wonder Years Quotes
‘The Valentine's Day Dance’ Quotes
Quote from Kim
Adult Dean: Every generation of every family wants its children to have a better life. For many black families in the '60s, a better life simply meant being able to walk a dog instead of being chased by them. For my family, a better life meant a better education.
Lillian: I talked to your guidance counselor. He said that volunteering for the Big Sister, Little Sister program could help your college application stand out.
Kim: I've spent years as Dean's big sister. Shouldn't that count towards community service?
Bill: Spent the first two years trying to send him back. Kept wasting good stamps.
Kim: Well, I went to all his stupid baseball games.
Dean: You went to one game, and the one game that you actually went to, you thought I was another kid.
Kim: You all wear the same color shirts.
Quote from Hampton
Hampton: Ah, isn't it magical? All of our hard work has finally paid off, and you've got the best job in the house. You get to see everyone's faces as they first lay eyes on our underwater fantasy. "Fanta-sea." That would have been a good one.
Quote from Bill
Bill: My man. First dance tonight. You know what? Your curfew's extended until 10:00.
Dean: Cool.
Bill: You meeting Keisa there, or are you guys picking her up?
Dean: Actually, I'm not going with Keisa. I never asked her, and now she's going with an eighth grader.
Bill: Then who are you going with?
Dean: I'm on the planning committee.
Bill: [sighs] Be home by 8:00.