Bill: This is a good thing, and you're doing it.
Lillian: You might enjoy having a Little Sister. I'm sure there's an underprivileged girl out there who could learn a thing or two from you.
Dean: Like what? How to hog the bathroom? Or how to fake-cry to get yourself out of trouble?
Kim: Shut up, Dean. You know, that just shows how out of touch with women you really are.
Dean: Hey! I'm not out of touch with women!
[cut to Dean with his friends at school:]
Dean: Okay, now that Keisa and I are friends again, my three-year plan to get her to like me is back on track.
Adult Dean: You poor, delusional bastard.