Dean Quote #56
Quote from Dean in Home for Christmas
Adult Dean: Later, it occurred to me that we all gave Bruce gifts that he had to be home to use. That's how confident we were he'd be coming back.
Bruce: Now, I wonder what this could be.
Dean: It's a telescope.
Bruce: I thought it was a pair of socks. [laughter] You think you can, uh, keep an eye on it for me while I'm gone?
Dean: Of course. Wait. I'm allowed to use it, right?
Bruce: Yes. [stammers]
Kim: Don't feel bad, Bruce. He said the same thing to me last year when he bought me a Black GI Joe.
The Wonder Years Quotes
‘Home for Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Adult Dean
Adult Dean: But what if they were right? What if guys don't come back from Vietnam the same? The next morning, I decided I needed to pay extra-close attention to my brother. Never let him leave my sight, examine every word and action to make sure he's sane.
[As Dean reaches for the last rasher of bacon, Kim grabs it]
Kim: Ooh, I'll take that.
Bruce: Mm. I'll take that. [hands it to Dean]
Adult Dean: Bruce brought the balance of power back to the house. Nothing crazy about that.
[As Bill goes to reach for the last biscuit, Bruce grabs it for himself]
Bruce: I'll take that too.
Adult Dean: Nope, he was clearly bat[bleep] crazy.
Quote from Adult Dean
Adult Dean: Yep, that's an electric saw. It was 1968. There were a bunch of kids walking around missing a couple of fingers.
Quote from Cory
Dean: I don't know what you guys are talking about. That's just a movie.
Norman: Nope. Those guys don't come back the same.
Cory: He's right, Dean. My mama's cousin came back from Vietnam, and now everybody says he's on the junk.
Brad: What's "the junk"?
Cory: I don't really know. But whatever it is, it makes your grandma lock up her rings.