Adult Dean: Later, it occurred to me that we all gave Bruce gifts that he had to be home to use. That's how confident we were he'd be coming back.
Bruce: Now, I wonder what this could be.
Dean: It's a telescope.
Bruce: I thought it was a pair of socks. [laughter] You think you can, uh, keep an eye on it for me while I'm gone?
Dean: Of course. Wait. I'm allowed to use it, right?
Bruce: Yes. [stammers]
Kim: Don't feel bad, Bruce. He said the same thing to me last year when he bought me a Black GI Joe.